FAQ
On Your Nose is that soft spot where the nasal bone ends and the vulnerable cartilage begins. Ever got hit there? Your eyes water up and the pain is overwhelming! On Your Nose!
Hence a site dedicated to that spectacular spot. OnYourNose.com is devoted to celebrating, entertaining and reveling in the ardent comeuppance proudly proclaimed with a fun final flourish: On Your Nose! Like in basketball a dunk is still just 2 points but its 2 points with a rough and rude emphasis! On Your Nose!
On Your Nose is like Deal With It but upgraded and improved, like Deal With It on steroids.
On Your Nose is like In Your Face but fresher and bolder, like a modern In Your Face.
Say it out loud, say it often, say it when you play sports, when somebody in a movie eats it, say it when you get the upper hand, say it when everything’s coming up Milhouse, say it to your friends during video games, say it loud, say it proud!
Who is responsible for On Your Nose?
What’s the deal with On Your Nose?
Why has my On Your Nose truth not been accepted?
Who do I contact for advertising?
If I sign up, will you spam me?
Who squashes the bugs around here?
Who is responsible for On Your Nose?
You! So please clean up after yourselves, this ain’t Google—to cut costs we fired the maid.
And us! On Your Nose is the mad genius love child of Sammy Younan and Karim Awad.
Sammy is a poet (Red Letter Nights), storyteller whose been seen on tv talking to a puppet. He enjoys tea, cigars and was kicked out of Fight Club for violating the first 2 rules. When he grows up he wants to join Captain Picard exploring our vast universe, making out with purple women and occasionally travelling in time to save us all from doom!
Karim is an artist, designer, DJ, enthusiast and general human on earth. His endeavours include co-founding other things like big time design and communication inc., SilentTalkie and even this here site you’re on right now. He has a wife and a cat. This is not the end.
What’s the Deal with On Your Nose?
On Your Nose is the charismatic celebration of comeuppance in pop culture and life. OnYourNose.com is a site for individuals (and fools) to finally, freely express a comeuppance.
come·up·pance noun: A punishment or fate that someone earns. Oh yes…
On Your Nose is that seriously sassy spot where your nasal bone ends and your cartilage begins.
On Your Nose is Deal With It on steroids…and Red Bull!
On Your Nose is In Your Face on sugar…and Jolt Cola!
1) Wander and work through this life enjoying yourself and pop culture while occasionally running into situations that require the immediate celebration of a verbal beating ala On Your Nose.
2) Join The Party! You know, email, password, blood type, what else you put on your poutine etc.
3) Click Unleash Your On Your Nose…to post your commentaries and comeuppance on life, love, zombies and pop culture…make sure it emphatically concludes with On Your Nose and to whose nose this is going on. Make sure it’s witty too (girls dig that sort of thing).
4) Devastatingly handsome Moderators read all entries posting the most excellent.
5) You read the site, score and add comments. Debate ensues while you weep for joy or cackle madly at the mayhem you’ve unleashed.
6) Impress ladies at parties by telling em you’re a Big Shot on On Your Nose. Do You Know Who I Am?
Why has my On Your Nose truth not been accepted?
For the same reason you were picked last in gym. The attractive Moderators have some guidelines that they’re following to ensure the site is fun and fresh, spry and sassy, witty and warm. But we’re not a blonde at a bar: you get a second chance, try again! Be persistent. You gotta want it.
Who do I contact for advertising?
Contact the Suits at ads@onyournose.com just make sure you don’t feed them after midnight.
If I sign up, will you spam me?
No way! Why would we do that? We just got a bajillion dollars from a Nigerian Prince, so we’re flush for sure! No seriously, spammers are the worst. We will occasionally send an email, but it’s only out of love and completely opt-out-able. The email will be fun too! You’ll get all kinds of cool S’up Cuz offers, discover Sammy’s ruckus and info that will improve your life and mine. Win-win!
Who squashes the bugs around here?
Contact the khakis at bugs@onyournose.com just not during the Simpsons.
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